New car AMA 

"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures) 11/16/2017 at 15:24 • Filed to: None

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victor > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 15:27

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Is it dead silent inside?

Party-vi > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 15:27

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Did they even have to extend the wheelbase on that MKT?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 15:28

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Operation RallyHearse?

Takuro Spirit > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 15:29

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Is it alright alright alright?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 15:29

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Who did you kill?

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 15:35

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Please make a giant ute out of that.

WilliamsSW > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 15:39

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Lemons, Autocross, drag race, or other?

Dusty Ventures > Takuro Spirit 11/16/2017 at 15:40

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Just alright alright

Dusty Ventures > Party-vi 11/16/2017 at 15:41

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Dude, it’s absurd how long this thing is. Pretty sure it’s longer than the old Super Duty we had.

...so no, probably not.

Dusty Ventures > WilliamsSW 11/16/2017 at 15:41

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Other

Dusty Ventures > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 11/16/2017 at 15:45

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I think the old hearse would ute better

Dusty Ventures > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 11/16/2017 at 15:45

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...you a cop?

Dusty Ventures > victor 11/16/2017 at 15:46

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Pretty close

Dusty Ventures > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 11/16/2017 at 15:46

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Maybe someday

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 15:53

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Cop out maybe

XJDano > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 15:54

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Is the old one selling off? I’d DD a hearse.

Dusty Ventures > XJDano 11/16/2017 at 15:55

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It is. Not sure how much we want for it yet

punkgoose17 > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 15:56

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What color is the marble in the interior?

How much will the old one sell for?

Chariotoflove > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 16:03

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How many puffalumps can fit in the back?

NojustNo > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 16:03

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When did hearses stop coming in black?

PS9 > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 16:05

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Come on, man. I’ve only been hospitalized for a few days, I plan on leaving alive!

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 16:06

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Does it come with a tape deck?

Matt Nichelson > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 16:07

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Wait seriously you got a hearse?

Dusty Ventures > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 11/16/2017 at 16:18

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Microsoft Sync

A tape deck would’ve been better

Dusty Ventures > PS9 11/16/2017 at 16:18

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Consider this motivation

Dusty Ventures > punkgoose17 11/16/2017 at 16:20

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Approximately this

Dusty Ventures > Chariotoflove 11/16/2017 at 16:21

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All of them

Dusty Ventures > NojustNo 11/16/2017 at 16:21

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Black is the most common color, but they’ve always been offered in a range

Dusty Ventures > Matt Nichelson 11/16/2017 at 16:21

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We needed a hearse

Quadradeuce > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 16:34

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Is that where you load up the bodies? Doesn’t seem like enough room behind it.

Matt Nichelson > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 16:37

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That’s awesome and I am jealous. My wife and I are both into hearses. So much so that when we got married on Halloween 2 years ago we left in the back of one.

Dusty Ventures > Quadradeuce 11/16/2017 at 16:38

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We have to open the garage door and pull the car partway out to load

random001 > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 16:47

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Wait....

But, wait....

Like really?? You had one before? Or have 2, or...wait...

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 16:48

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Do I recall correctly you saying at some point that your family owns a funeral parlor?

XJDano > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 16:59

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I think I’d be looking for something less fancy more of a beater.

Dusty Ventures > Matt Nichelson 11/16/2017 at 17:19

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We’ve had hearses all my life, so it’s not that big of a deal or that weird to me

Dusty Ventures > random001 11/16/2017 at 17:20

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Depending on how far back you go we’ve probably had a half dozen total. We have two at the moment because we haven’t sold the last one yet

Dusty Ventures > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 11/16/2017 at 17:20

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Correctamundo

random001 > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 17:21

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Sweet!!!

Dusty Ventures > XJDano 11/16/2017 at 17:21

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Then you’re in luck. Ours is definitely more of a beater than the one in the photos

Matt Nichelson > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 17:44

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Very cool. I can imagine not if that’s the case. Sometimes people will give us an odd look when we say what we did, but it’s all good Not everybody, but we like them. One day we’ll own a ‘59 M-M or Superior.

AestheticsInMotion > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 18:02

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New suspension and knobby tires?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 18:03

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A man who worked at a funeral home once referred to an embalming as a medical procedure.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 19:11

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How long before it starts to smell like embalming fluid?

Dusty Ventures > AestheticsInMotion 11/16/2017 at 19:50

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I think that would be a better treatment for the older hearse

Dusty Ventures > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/16/2017 at 19:51

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Hopefully not until after our lease is up

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 20:39

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What model is it based off of? Who built it? Does it have the lowering button? Interior pics? Does it come in brown? Has Chicken given it the blessing of her puffy buttocks?

Has anyone made a Cayenne hearse yet? I wanna go out in THAT.

Stef Schrader > Matt Nichelson 11/16/2017 at 20:40

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I also need a hearse. (With a tow package of some sort.)

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 20:41

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but dibs

(maybe)

Stef Schrader > PS9 11/16/2017 at 20:42

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YO! Get better.

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 20:43

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{ gulp }

(Probably accurate.)

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Dusty Ventures 11/16/2017 at 21:32

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“look at the size of that trunk you could put 3 bodies in there”

Matt Nichelson > Stef Schrader 11/16/2017 at 22:13

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That would be epic. You would get lots of odd stares I bet when yall go to the track. Worth it in my book.

Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader 11/16/2017 at 22:52

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Lincoln MKT, built by Eagle Coach Company. Dad’s not letting anyone near the keys yet so I haven’t been able to poke around inside or look for a lowering button. Rear interior looks identical to the one in my response to punkgoose (same model, same coachbuilder). You can probably get it in brown. Bird has not met it yet

No Cayenne hearse, but there is this Panamera

Dusty Ventures > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 11/16/2017 at 22:53

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This is accurate

punkgoose17 > Dusty Ventures 11/17/2017 at 09:58

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That is not too bad. I expected something garish.

PS9 > Dusty Ventures 11/17/2017 at 10:50

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Damn. Harsh.

Wacko > Dusty Ventures 11/20/2017 at 18:58

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That’s to die for...

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Dusty Ventures 11/25/2017 at 20:19

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Hey, I understand from rallydarkstrike that you sell Oppo decals once in a while. Could I bother you for a link?

Also, is there a way to get kinja.com/mergios  an Oppo authorship?

Dusty Ventures > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 11/25/2017 at 21:09

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I did group orders of made-to order custom stickers a few times, but it’s probably been a year or so. I might put another batch through if there’s enough demand, but for now if you’re good with a single color decal you’re better off going through Fourvalleys, he sells them here.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Dusty Ventures 11/26/2017 at 14:47

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Thanks! I’ll order one. Probably get one off you next time you do it too